I have started a new chapter in my life...my daughter is attending college in New York City! My husband has a busy general dentistry practice and flies radio-controlled airplanes as his hobby. It was time for a change for me! I wanted a job where I didn't have to go and sit behind the same desk day after day, I wanted each day to be a new adventure, I wanted to find a way to help people, and I wanted to travel! So what did I do? I got hired as a flight attendant...!
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Under the Radar
I left off on Sunday when I had a three hour sit at DIA. Fortunately, there were lots of people to sit around and talk to, including my buddy, Jenn. It made those three hours fly by. During that time I found out that one of the flight attendants who was assigned to my trip had called in sick, and my classmate, Renate, would be joining the trip! Yay! She wasn't real happy about it, because she had just flown in from SLC and crew scheduling gave this to her. She said she now had a 13 hour day...I told her that my day was going to be 14 hours...I win!
The third FA was Vicky - a really nice lineholder from DFW. We had given her a "ride home" during my trip last week. Our flightdeck crew was really great, too.
As expected, most of the passengers slept from SFO to MKE, and we were all EXHAUSTED when we headed to the hotel at 6AM. Surprisingly, I slept only until around 11AM and then headed over to the mall to walk around and pick up some lunch. I had planned on meeting the crew at Happy Hour in the bar from 4:30PM to 6:30PM, but I ended up taking a nap, instead!
It's too bad I didn't go, because the First Officer, John and Renate got invited to go to the Milwaukee Brewers baseball game by a guy who had 40 tickets! All they had to do was pay for their ride there. At the game, the FO and Renate moved down to row 16 instead of sitting in the nosebleed section (the FO has "a way" about him), and then he invited himself to a tailgate party in after the game! It was Renate's first tailgate - she's from Switzerland and I guess they haven't picked up on that yet. Anyway, I felt bad that I missed out, but when you can't stay awake, I guess I was better off taking a nap!
I did wake up in time, though, to see "The Bachelorette" and "Nightline" afterwards, that was talking all about "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette" series. Unfortunately, I found it very hard to go to sleep! Argh!!! I really didn't sleep THAT LONG!
Our flight back to DEN on Tuesday morning was great - the passengers were happy, my co-workers worked well together - it was a really good trip. There was a non-rev FA on board who had been with Midwest Airlines for 20 years. She's now a Frontier flight attendant, BELOW me in seniority. We talked for quite awhile...
Once in Denver, I heard those MAGICAL WORDS, "You are released to 10 hours rest." I would be back on duty at 9PM, and there are no flights they could assign me to, so I knew I had the rest of the night off. And then today, there have been no phone calls!
Back on duty on Saturday for SIX DAYS! Stay tuned...
Sunday, July 25, 2010
A Full Moon
1. Crazy lady who was unprepared for taking three little girls on a flight. She kept the youngest (less than 2 years) awake all day so that she wouldn't scream on the flight...and what did she do? Scream. She did not have toys/food/drink for these poor girls and was highly offended that we didn't serve milk. Though we found some from a previous flight...our normal 1hr45min flight took 3hr and she told me that was all our fault. Nevermind the fact that a 200mile wide thunderstorm was in the way. She let me know her disgust as she left the aircraft - she spewed venom at me while the caterer, cabin cleaning crew, mechanic, and scout all stood there listening with their mouths open. I wish I'd had some marshmallows to toss into their mouths!
2. During deplaning (prior to the BAD MOM), several passengers told me what a wonderful job I did. Who should I believe? (Just a rhetorical question...)
3. A guy came on board and put both bags in the overhead. I told him that one needed to go at his feet. He DEMANDED to see it in writing. He paid extra for stretch seating and that included buying space in the overhead. Huh? He wanted a refund of his money, so I offered to escort him off the plane to the gate agent's desk and get him that refund AND a seat on another flight. He declined and sat down, with his bag at his feet.
4. The B flight attendant has the exact same birthday as me! Same day. Same year. Born about an hour or so after me! She's a grandmother to six and will be a great-grandmother in about 8 months. I think I got a late start in life.
It was on the van ride to the hotel that we saw the full moon. Then, and only then, was I able to understand why all this nonsense happened today. It was time to accept that it happened and MOVE ON. The real fun has yet to begin - I fly back to Denver this afternoon, sit for three hours, and then fly back to San Francisco. But that's not the fun! I then get to fly OVERNIGHT to Milwaukee.
I hope that the looneytoon passengers sleep through the flight! All normal passengers are welcome to stay awake and chitchat with the crew!
Friday, July 23, 2010
Junior Assigning
What the deal is, if I answer my phone, I HAVE to accept the assignment. So I have learned to let my phone go to voicemail when I am on duty if I don't recognize the caller. However, if I do answer, I can get out of it if I've been drinking. But, that would've been hard to believe when they they called me today at 8AM.
If I wasn't starting five days on duty tomorrow, I would have jumped at the opportunity to make some extra $, but we are short-staffed (contrary to what management believes), and I already know that they are going to use us up and spit us out until the end of the summer. SO...I have to look out for myself.
Accordingly, I bid on a 4-day trip that starts tomorrow. I'll do a turn to St. Louis and then have a 15 hour overnight in San Francisco. We'll return to Denver on Sunday and I'll have a 3-hour sit before I head back to San Francisco - but this time I won't stay. We'll fly a "red-eye" to Milwaukee, arriving at 6AM on Monday morning. Then I'll get to stay at the hotel until Tuesday morning.
Rumor has it, that I'll probably get another trip tacked on to the end, since I'm on duty on Wednesday, too. Stay tuned - I am going to take notes and share the weird things that happen during the trip that starts tomorrow...
Back in the Airplane, Again...
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| Minnie |
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Variations
Before I left at 8PM, I found out that I had been assigned a 3-day trip for the last three days of duty. Yay! No short calls for me...! I had a late morning show time the next day, so I went ahead and printed up my crew lists and schedule. But when I arrived the next day, another of the senior mamas on the trip dropped out and I had another reserve - Janice. She was so much fun! My kind of humor.
We had the first night in Kansas City, MO and the second was in Washington, DC. Unfortunately, our layovers were a bit short, so we couldn't do much. We flew on both A320s and A319s. The CPT and FO were easy to work with - thank goodness!
When I returned to DEN at 10:30AM, I was released to my VACATION DAYS! Woo hoo! I had five days of vacation and two days off. Yay!
I spent several days at home, attending fireworks displays and doctor's appointments, and I'm now at our cabin in Breckenridge for a few days. It is nice and quiet here - perfect for relaxing!
Monday, June 28, 2010
Days Off Are Da Bomb!
So where did I go? Come on! You know me...I went to NYC! Getting there was going to be a challenge, because everything was booked, oversold, with lots of non-revs. My first choice flight to LaGuardia had three seats open, but 14 non-revs...and I was #10 on the list! But somehow, some way, I ended up with a cabin seat! AFTER the gate agent gave me that seat, I rewarded her with Reese's Peanut Butter Cups! I also had enough for the CPT, FO and all three flight attendants. I think they appreciated the early morning treat - it goes well with coffee.
I don't remember much of the flight. I put my headphones on, turned on my TV, and slept THE ENTIRE WAY. Given that the flight left at 7:00AM, that was a good thing cause I was tired!
When I got to Jen's apartment, I just kind of hung out, watched some TV, napped, and just relaxed. On Friday, she and I did a bit of shopping - she needed khakis and white button down shirts for her new job at the museum. That night, James took us to a Thai restaurant in the neighborhood - the Pad Thai Noodles and Chicken were delicious!!!
Late that night, Jen's friends Jenn and Stacy arrived from Baltimore - they came in for the "Main Event"...Wedding Dress Shopping at Kleinfeld in Manhattan. One of Jen's NYC friends, Liz, joined us as well, and we had a wonderful time shopping for a wedding gown. Kleinfeld is the store where "Say Yes to the Dress" is filmed. They had a sign that they were filming on Saturday, but we did not see any cameras. But we did see all the bridal consultants from the show. Our consultant was Judith - a very nice lady with 25 years at Kleinfeld. Jen showed her some pictures she had printed from the internet, we walked through the gowns displayed for the designer Lazaro's trunk show, and we ended up with three gowns for Jen to try.
The first was nice, but nothing exciting. The second one was much better, but still not "the one." The girls and I had seen the third one in the showroom, and when Jen saw it, she fell in love. It was a size 0, so only a toothpick could have tried it on, so Judith held it up in front of Jen and we all pretty much started crying. It's simple, elegant and gorgeous. That was at the 1/2 hour mark. It was that easy. The best thing is, is that Lazaro was there and made a personalized drawing of the dress for Jen! Jen's first dress fitting will be in 10 MONTHS!
Our next event was to meet Dan's family - Dan is one of Jen's good friends, and his family lives in NJ. His parents and I are Facebook friends, we "chat" every so often, and we've been dying to meet! They were coming into the city for Dan's Off-Broadway debut in "Yearbook - A High School Musical." But first, we all met at the Olive Garden in Times Square for dinner! We got a Mafia Room all to ourselves and enjoyed a wonderful meal with great conversation and good friends.
Momma Moore and Momma Navas Finally Meet!
Next up was Dan's musical. Let's just say that he stole the show. It was held in a very small theater, with the audience consisting of friends/family of the cast members. I liked the ensemble songs, but not all the actors were as good as Dan. I think he's got a bright future - he has the talent and the personality to succeed!

Saturday, June 19, 2010
Incredibly Beautiful
Another view of the beautiful Tetons.
I absolutely love this picture.
On the ground in Jackson Hole, WY.
While we were hanging out at the airport for 40 minutes, I tried to convince the CPT that we had a mechanical. But he didn't buy it. I just wanted more time in this beautiful place. A LOT more time.
The Tetons in Jackson Hole, WY
Can you imagine waking up to this scene every morning? From what I understand, it snowed there the previous day! Sounds like it is very similar to Colorado weather. The passengers boarding the plane commented on how it's FINALLY pretty weather...I lucked out!
Thursday, June 17, 2010
So Close...But Yet So Far
We just got into town, we have less than 10 hours until we leave. I won't sleep the entire time I'm here...but there's really not much time to do anything else. I tried to convince my co-workers to come with me to Times Square - a shared cab ride wouldn't be as bad, but they all wanted to get their beauty sleep.
Otherwise, it's been a good, but long, day. I spent last night at my friend's parents' house, which is about 30 minutes from DIA. I think I slept okay - cause I remember dreaming, but I also remember lying there tossing and turning, wishing I could sleep. So...that might explain why I'm so wiped out now.
When I got to DIA, I decided to check out who I was flying with, and one of the senior mamas that was on the trip was no longer there, and my classmate Crystal was! Yay! She's such a positive, beautiful woman - I love being around her. She's newly engaged, so we compare wedding planning notes! So finding out that she was on the trip started the day off right!
First we did a turn to Las Vegas, and it's always fun to tease the passengers about winning, losing, having fun, relaxing - all the reasons that people go to Vegas. The group going back to Denver was more subdued - broke, tired, hungover, sunburned. But it was a good crowd.
Our next flight was to LGA on a 320, so a senior mama joined us - and she is so, so sweet! I had a smart-mouthed guy in 2C with a big-(fake)-boobed girlfriend with curly hair (with purple streaks). He kept reclining his seat when he wasn't supposed to, and asked me, "what does it matter?" I explained, but obviously it's all about him, cause Crystal had to ask him several times, too. But his girlfriend kept him happy by straddling him with her boobs in his face every time that she needed to go potty. Fortunately for the CPT and FO, she was up and about when they came out of the flight deck and had a potty break - they got to enjoy the silicon valley, so to speak.
Speaking of our CPT, he is spoiling us rotten. He picked up sweet rolls for all of us at Starbucks when we were in Vegas, and then in Denver he picked up a McDonald's wrap for us to enjoy on the way to LGA! Nice! And now he just invited us to join him downstairs for a cocktail...but we're all going to be party-poopers because our van is at 7:20AM - his isn't until at least 5PM. Lucky! Our CPTs and FOs get nice 20 hour layovers here, but us FAs only get 10. That needs to be changed!
All in all, it's been a great day. I'm exhausted, but in a good way. I look forward to climbing into that luxurious Crowne Plaza bed and falling asleep! Tomorrow's flight back to DEN will be at least 4 hours, and then we have to do a turn to Jackson Hole, WY - I would LOVE to get off the plane and stay there for awhile! If anything, I hope to at least have time to look out the windows at the Tetons! Oh, how I miss them!
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Good 'til the Last Drop!
But I have been awesome. Smiling, thanking or welcoming aboard - the job gets done no matter how exhausted I am!
Today, I was woken up by a phone call at 6:30AM giving me a 2 hour short call for an LAX turn. Fairly uneventful, except for the return trip - I almost had to have two girls pulled off the plane...one was asking guys to sit on her lap, and take her banana. Nothing major, but it was all so sleazy. I suspected that she might be drunk, but she was okay and she calmed down after the gate agent spoke with her.
When we got back to DEN I turned on my phone and there was a message telling me that I had a MKE turn on my schedule. And lo and behold, I turn my phone on after arriving at DIA from LAX, and there's a message assigning me to a MKE turn. OMG.
And then when I call in to be released, I get assigned to a two-day trip that has a showtime of 8:55AM. BUMMER. I was so exhausted that I don't have the energy to drive home - so I'm staying with my friend Bev's parents. And speaking of which, I had better go to bed, because I'm exhausted and I don't know if what I'm writing is making any sense...
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Fun with Connie and Melissa!
On Wednesday, we had a turn to Los Angeles and then an overnight in Indianapolis. I was very excited about IND because one of my classmates, Casie, from Flight Attendant training recently moved to IND and is based in MKE. I let her know that I was coming, our schedules were both open and we got to meet for lunch! And guess what? She brought her sweetie, Daniel with her! We ate lunch at a delicious restaurant called Palomino and then had dessert at Johnny Rocket's in the mall. It was so good to sit down with them and talk - I especially liked getting to know Dan - he's a cutie!
There was also a lot of excitement going on around the downtown monument - the annual Strawberry Festival! For $6 you could get strawberries, shortcake and ice cream, sit outside listening to live music and enjoy the beautiful weather in IND! But I had already had a chocolate malt...poor planning on my part!
Connie, Melissa and me!
Connie is a bit on the psychic side...it was fascinating to hear what she had to say!
Melissa left us after our return to Denver after leaving SFO - she has 25 whole days off! I wish I could do that every once in awhile...but she'd already worked 90 hours so far this month! Sheesh!
CPT Shawn - a really nice guy to work with.As people left the aircraft, they thanked us profusely for staying upbeat, happy, and keeping them informed of what was going on. It had been a long night, but yet people had smiles on their faces as they left our plane. We had done a good job!










